OAP FA CUP
This week Manchester United and Arsenal both took to calling up an old gun to help them get through the rest of season. Arsenal took back there French Legend Thierry Henry on loan from MLS side New York Red bulls for a couple months, then only a couple of days later, Manchester United re-signed there Star midfielder Paul Scholes , who retired at the end of last season. So why is it that a couple of the biggest English Teams have decided or Needed to take back some of there old superstars? Is it because they cannot keep up with the free spending Manchester City? Man City who upset the US government this week when Barrack Obama announced that they will cut the defence budget to $680 million , meaning that the USA no longer has the highest annual defence budget in the world, That honour now goes to Manchester City.
TV NEWS
This week has seen the death of the much loved soap character 'Pat Butcher',which also means that the Eastenders make up budget will seriously be reduced (i bet there avon lady is fumming) . Of course this had to happen over the christmas , as every year in Eastenders its tradition that someone must die, its like a year long game of cluedo!
Also the start of Celebrity Big Brother happened on Chanel 5! There flagship show got off to a flyer , although watching it i couldn't help but feel it was missing something............ A CELEBRITY! I dont think i will be watching much of this in the next few weeks, unless Chanel 5 are going to try out some left over new years fireworks directly in the house.
SHOP LIFTING SUPERSTAR - PICK OF THE WEEK!
Ok superstar might be a little bit strong but the funniest piece of news this week has to be that Antony Worral Thompson has been caught shop lifting in Tesco. Small items like wine and cheese and has been caught several times! Now where do i start with this, i could understand if it was from Sainsburys, to piss off Jamie Oliver, or Waitrose cause i feel like i have been robbed everytime i go in there! Or even Lidils cause them bastards charge you for a career bag! But tesco, please no one needs to steel from tesco, who are they pissing off! He said that these were only little items, i dont know if he mis heard there slogan, 'every little helps' maybe he thought ' every little helps yourself!' . Police stopped him outside the store and told him to empty his bag and then tell them what he planned to make with it!
Now im no angel but this weeks antics have made me feel a little better about myself, now i do not feel so bad for steeling that Antony Worral Thompson blender and knife set!
At least now it answers the age old question, why did the chicken cross the road? beacause it was stuffed in Antony Worral Thompson's jacket!
Make sure you add below your funniest news stores of the week or feel free to comment on mine!
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