Alternative look to the week

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Sat, 21st Jan 2012 | Deankeating | 102 Views.

An Alternative look to the weeks news Concordia Sunk, Peacocks and Kodak Go Under Plus Gary Glitter
Well Hello,
In a week where the Cruise Liner 'Costa Concordia' sunk! High street shop 'Peacocks' also goes under! Ricky Gervais hosts the golden globes and much much more!

So firstly earlier this week the Costa Concordia sunk, and it has come out the captain of the ship, jumped off in a life boat before every one else! Well to uses the phrase that the Captain him self used, 'He Fell Off'. I tell you what he must be one lucky person to fall off a boat and straight into a life boat!

Now i worked on a ship for a short amount of time and the drills on the boat were every week, i worked with a french crew and they were relentless in drills, and took them very seriously. I remember one drill lasted over 3 hours when we were docked in Portsmouth, but hearing reports of how un organised every one was onboard is terrible.

Of the course Costa Cruises are set to looses up to £95 million pounds over this, and have already said that the captain will never work again and may be facing a prison sentence! Which makes me think? who can be the new captain? Recent polls have suggested that ex England striker 'Emile Heskey' should take charge? Lets face it he would of missed those rocks! Some people are blaming the Captain for plugging his new Iphone 4s into the ships computer and asking it to snyc?

All though on brighter news this week i did purchase a lottery ticket to win a mediterranean cruise! it should be a good one as last weeks was a rollover!

You Tube Highlight of the Week
This weeks YouTube Highlight has to be the opening speech from Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes! A complete master class in Comedy and the How too on how to Present an American Award Ceremony.








Sports News - Football Twits!
In Sports News this week, Joey Barton has popped up on twitter this week again bad mouthing his former manager at QPR 'Neil Warnock' blaming him for the clubs failing. This led to Everton newly signed midfield 'Darren Gibson' Tweeting

'Joey Barton left Newcastle: Newcastle rose. Joey Barton joined QPR: QPR dropped. ---> Doesn't take a rocket scientist, does it?'

A great response from Gibson, Joey Barton cannot be trusted with a twitter account, I added Joey Barton on facebook earlier.... when he accepted my request for a laugh I thought I would poke him........
Joey Barton went down holding his face!!

The Twits from Twitter
This week on Twitter, Peaches Geldof reached over 127,000 followers! Peaches i feel she is a lot like Jesus in many ways, relying on her Dad's fame to get more followers.
Also this week on Twitter the second most famous Peadofile in the word just behind Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter Joined Twitter! His Twitter name @officialglitter gained over 18,000 followers in the first week, in other news Haribo Sales are at an all time high! There are talks that Gary is having a comeback album and releasing a book! The question has to be asked is it him or the captian of the Concordia who fucked the most people in international waters. That last gag credit goes to 'Frankie Boyle'.
My view on it? I don't think everyone should give him a hard time, he just wants to settle down and have kids!

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